Shannie's soap

I hope this doesn't get out to the soap police, but Shan has set up, and is operating a laundry soap factory here at the house. She has been mass producing laundry soap with a recipe she bootlegged off the internet. It hasn't turned into a sweatshop yet but she did have Luke mixing chemicals the other day. Halfway through production she breaks out her stash of ribbons and labels and apply s them to her recycled water and milk jugs to transform them into "Shannie's Soap". For every five gallon bucket she creates, it makes ten, one gallon jugs of laundry soap. Shan tells me it only costs about ten bucks to make a bucket, that's a dollar per gallon!!! Wow... Great job Shan. As soon as we get our 1-800 phone number going we will be taking orders world wide!